Movies

  1. Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) ★½ so like is the aunt ok
  2. Hocus Pocus (1993) ★★½
  3. Akira (1988) ★★★½ one of my favorite things about this movie is it’s refusal to give exposition, and yet everything is understood
  4. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018) ★★★
  5. House (1977) ★★★
  6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) ★★★★ the indomitable spirit of 4 turtles
  7. Nimona (2023) ★★★
  8. Vivarium (2019) ½
  9. Smile (2022) ★★
  10. Asteroid City (2023) ★★★
  11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) ★★ it's (a metaphor for) capitalism
  12. Suzume (2022) ★★★★ Fantastic
  13. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) ★★★ james gunn proving that i’m not tired of super hero movies - i’m tired of shit movies
  14. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) ★★★ i too would have pushed the bird out the window
  15. The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) ★★★ i had a truly unique experience watching this (spanish bootleg)
  16. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) ★★★½ one day john mulaney will learn how to voice act
  17. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) ★★★★ idk. i liked the big snake
  18. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) ★★★½ i was confused by the three headed dog
  19. One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005) ★★★½ beautiful, i want more one piece drawn like this
  20. One Piece Film Red (2022) ★★★ YES BABY I LOVE LORE PIECE
  21. American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002) ½ ribbed for her pleasure
  22. One Piece Film: GOLD (2016) ★★★½ vroom vroom
  23. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) ★½ most exciting part was when the theatre i was in got robbed
  24. Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) ★★★★★ whoa whoa whoa whoa, a perfect movie
  25. The Godfather (1972) ★★★
  26. The Batman (2022) ★★½ wow he's good at answering riddles
  27. Licorice Pizza (2021) ★★★★ so very strange, but i could have kept watching forever
  28. The Matrix Resurrections (2021) ★★★ probably would have been better if i'd seen the other films
  29. One Piece: Stampede (2019) ★★★ Listen, Monkey D. Luffy is the best protagonist in all of anime and I'm ready to fight you.
  30. Cats (2019) ★
  31. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) ½
  32. Frozen II (2019) ★★½
  33. The Lighthouse (2019) ★★★½
  34. Abominable (2019) ★★½
  35. It Chapter Two (2019) ★★★
  36. The Farewell (2019) ★★★★
  37. Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) ★★★½
  38. Doctor Who: The End of Time (2009) ★★★★
  39. Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood (2019) ★★★½